My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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