i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Randomize
