my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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