Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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