I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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