is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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