his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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