took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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