The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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