Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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