I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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