My friends, they love my intelligence
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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