she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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