apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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