dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I need a beard to bite.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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