Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
where are my eyebrows?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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