You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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