with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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