What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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