there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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