4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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