He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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