I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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