So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
