Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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