He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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