eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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