with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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