D3 body, D1 cock
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
there was a trapeze. enough said
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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