I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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