Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just pee around me
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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