Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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