I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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