She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
