SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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