just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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