you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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