You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I skipped work to stalk him.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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