why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
