There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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