we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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