Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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