He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can vaginas get frostbite?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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