i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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