that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Randomize
