actually, I'm a sock model
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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