Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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