I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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