He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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