i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Less talking, more tequila
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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