called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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