So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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