I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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