Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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