Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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