So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
