i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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