Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
