Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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